NEWSBRIEF: Brett Favre Retires to Pursue Writing, Directing and No-Inflection Monotone Acting Career

April 25, 2008


“I could play another 15 years, sure,” the retiring Green Bay Packer Quarterback said Tuesday. “But I want to explore other opportunities, like Tiki Barber. Ever since my Academy Award-winning performance in ‘There’s Something About Mary,’ I’ve just felt bitten by the bug. The Hollywood bug. I’ve even got a script. Check it out. ‘There’s Something About Mary 2: There’s Still Something About Mary’s Hair.’ I come back, kick that loser Ted’s butt, and me and Mary make sure her hair is always stuck up. Know what I’m saying?”

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One Response to “NEWSBRIEF: Brett Favre Retires to Pursue Writing, Directing and No-Inflection Monotone Acting Career”

  1. Carlton on July 21st, 2008 7:07 pm

    This needs an update. ;)

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