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NEWSBRIEF: Evil Knievel Passes Away at 69 - To Jump the River Styx on “Evil” Pow-Pow-Powerwheel

“I don’t think he can do it, man,” the Boat Man said. “And you don’t want to fall in that shit, believe you me. Feels like getting hugged by Mark Mangino after he runs a 5k.”

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