NEWSBRIEF: MLB Announces Other Teams Besides the Red Sox and Yankees Now Authorized to be “Rumored to be Doing Stuff”

April 25, 2008

“We feel like Major League Baseball is strong enough now as an organization to withstand rumors of Brian Fuentes to the Cardinals, or Kris Benson to the Rays,” Commissioner Bud Selig said Tuesday from the Winter Meetings. “No, no, it’s just the ‘Rays’ now. You didn’t hear? It was included in last week’s press release between the story about Curt Schilling’s stirrups and Roger Clemens’ 12th retirement.”

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