NEWSBRIEF: Reggie Bush on Relationship with Kim Kardashian: “There’s a chick attached to that ass?”
April 25, 2008
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have been a hot couple for more than a year now, and naturally, Americans are fascinated, thanks in no small part to Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. Everyone wants to be near them, and everyone wants to know the inside scoop about their relationship.
So when Bush was finally interviewed last week, everyone within earshot was thrilled to get a sound bite.
But they were mildly surprised at the bite that they got.
“I didn’t realize I was ‘dating’ anyone,” the Heisman trophy-winning running back said. “I just saw a gigantic ass, and thought, ‘I gotta be next to that.’”

“I mean, I guess I’m ok that there’s a woman there, but it’s not what I had in mind when I started dating the behind. Holy crap, that rhymed! Wait, so did that!”
For her part, Kim Kardashian’s ass is perfectly content with the relationship, and so is the growth on her front.
Gratuitous Kim Kardashian pictures to follow (not that we’ve done it before with Megan Fox, Danica Patrick, Anna Kournikova, and Erin Andrews):

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I think they make a cute couple
Kim, i think it was cool of you to take the embarrassment of the sex tape, and make it into something positive.
kim you`re f…hot!!
how can i [make love to your behind]???????
You’ll have to forgive my edit, antonio.
kos om heek
you rock
I guess you just show up at the party when shes there, wait till shes bending over, then you just put it behind her, i guess shell just smile, what a whore. Beautiful one though.
very beautiful and sexy
kim kardahsian tere ma ney tuna kuch achaa nai see sakhayaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats cookin good lookin . You are so fine. I wish i knew u better. Reggie ou have good taste man. Them Saints need you man hit me back up at my email. Man teach me some skills in also a running back. I could not belive you took back three punts you are cool blooded. you and your lovly wimen please hite me back on my email.
Kim, You would look great in a yoga video!
Steve
Maine kim u r lucky 2 have reggie, i hope i find a man like that
id stick it in her poop shoot
i think its cool to turn the sex tape into something positive but its not cool for them to call you a “new sex star” on the cover.. i hope you didn’t mind
Here she is the worlds first Survivng Brain Donor. Hot = Yes. Dumb as a post tho. what a shame.
Kim YAAR, TU KAB MERE GHAR AYEGI. NAHI TO BOL KISI HOTEL MEIN HI MILTE HAI. TERA GAAND KYA JABARDAST HAI. TERI GAAND MEIN MERA LUND GHUSSANA CHAHATA HU. AUR TERE MOOH MEIN MERE LUND KA RAS CHODNA CHAHATA HU. MILTI HAI KYA
Man, people really say some f’d up shit around here.
hot hot hot
“Courtland on January 1st, 2009 8:26 pm
Whats cookin good lookin . You are so fine. I wish i knew u better. Reggie ou have good taste man. Them Saints need you man hit me back up at my email. Man teach me some skills in also a running back. I could not belive you took back three punts you are cool blooded. you and your lovly wimen please hite me back on my email.”
Who the hell writes a stupid-ass comment like that?
Hey Kim Keleshian you look so sexy and you are so cute too,even i dont know you but i know that you are good in sex too ,you so hot.
wow consummate
Eres mejor que kim possible, estoy a tus pies, mi mail es titan1916@hotmail.com
Whoa shees somtin else. totaly and chit. and er I weesh shed white mes back but I no hear nothin., I love dem hot wimen and theys always gets the futball studs. witch goes to show that bux and brains don’t mix. I weesh I had a life / jobe.
I LOVE KIM SHE IS THE BEST I WISH I WAS HER BECAUSE I DON’T LIVE IN A HOUSE I LIVE IN A CAR BUT EVERY DAY I GO TO MY FRIENDS HOUS ESO I CAN GET ON I WOULD LOVE TO BE HER LOVE ASHLEY
I LOVE KIM SHE IS THE BEST I WISH I WAS HER BECAUSE I DON’T LIVE IN A HOUSE I LIVE IN A CAR BUT EVERY DAY I GO TO MY FRIENDS HOUS ESO I CAN GET ON I WOULD LOVE TO BE HER LOVE ASHLEY
Urgh. I hate her. The only reason she became famous was because she made a homemade sex video and it spread over the internet. She doesn’t even DO anything. It’s the same thing with her sisters. They don’t do anything with their lives but party and have sex. And they made a show about that? What a waste.
And I don’t care about all those fans out there. She’s just another whore that became famous by chance. Like Paris Hilton. And surprise! Paris Hilton is her best friend.
Nuff said.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
i love kim
MAKE POOP
she is so sexy that i want to have sex with her and marry her to.I LOVE YOU KIM!!!!!!!
the next person that speaks is gay
she is full of sex
You are all homos for letting a woman you will never meet mean enough to you that you like or hate her. i agree shes good looking but c’mon your all a bit over the edge.
Damn you dudes sound real ignorant……..I hope you guys aren’t next in line to make decisions about our country’s future (but I’m pretty damn sure you’re not) because we are all fucked if so.
“RIGHT!” said the dude with nothing to say
wow i wanna f*#! her
i love kim kardashian so much I live in cameroon in kumba at soba I will like kim to help me to be a footballer i will very happy if she can help me .
kim i will fuck u so hard that will satisfy ur pussy forever with big ass and huge boobs as urs u give me a hardon i will luv to suck ur boobs and lick ur cunt
i wanna fuck her…..^_^