NEWSBRIEF: Tiger Woods Wins FedEx Cup – Duped into Accepting Dukes of Hazzard Collectible Cup Instead
April 25, 2008
“Well, it’s not like I had any idea what the FedEx Cup was,” Woods lamented. “I mean, do you? I can’t believe I fell for plastic cup with a gigantic picture of Boss Hogg, though. I knew I shouldn’t have kissed the thing. It tasted like bacon grease and sweat.”
“I just wish it was like that new movie, ‘Dukes of Hazzard.’ There were a couple cups in that I wouldn’t mind receiving.
“I’m talking about Jessica Simpson’s breasts.”