NEWSBRIEF: Tiger Woods Wins FedEx Cup – Duped into Accepting Dukes of Hazzard Collectible Cup Instead

April 25, 2008

jessica simpson topless“Well, it’s not like I had any idea what the FedEx Cup was,” Woods lamented. “I mean, do you? I can’t believe I fell for plastic cup with a gigantic picture of Boss Hogg, though. I knew I shouldn’t have kissed the thing. It tasted like bacon grease and sweat.”

“I just wish it was like that new movie, ‘Dukes of Hazzard.’ There were a couple cups in that I wouldn’t mind receiving.

“Get it?”

“I’m talking about Jessica Simpson’s breasts.”

jessica simpson nipples

Comments

6 Responses to “NEWSBRIEF: Tiger Woods Wins FedEx Cup – Duped into Accepting Dukes of Hazzard Collectible Cup Instead”

  1. Anonymous on February 21st, 2009 7:34 am

    i want to press her bobs

  2. Anonymous on April 4th, 2009 12:38 am

    i’ve sucked them b4. they taste like chocolate!

  3. Adam on May 26th, 2009 1:05 pm

    Bitch!!!

  4. meofcourse on August 1st, 2009 6:11 am

    she is so hot!

  5. Anonymous on January 14th, 2010 5:38 pm

    you are cool

  6. Anonymous on April 14th, 2010 7:39 am

    nice

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