Comments on: Alfonso Soriano Absolutely on Fire This Week – Still Very, Very Ugly Sources Say http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/05/18/alfonso-soriano-absolutely-on-fire-this-week-still-very-very-ugly-sources-say/ Chicago Cubs Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Cubs Blog Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:00:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Cubs Alfonso Soriano Attributes Recovery from Hand Injury to Rehab Program Consisting Solely of Brushing Giant Teeth | The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Humor, Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/05/18/alfonso-soriano-absolutely-on-fire-this-week-still-very-very-ugly-sources-say/comment-page-1/#comment-806 Cubs Alfonso Soriano Attributes Recovery from Hand Injury to Rehab Program Consisting Solely of Brushing Giant Teeth | The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Humor, Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:36:03 +0000 http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/?p=161#comment-806 [...] always been big on dental care, but this took it to a whole new level. The weird thing was, for the first two weeks, I was [...] [...] always been big on dental care, but this took it to a whole new level. The weird thing was, for the first two weeks, I was [...]

]]> By: Soriano Hits Two-Run Homer Early so We Can’t Call Him a Ridiculotard for Dropped Fly Ball Late | The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Humor and Sports Parody News http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/05/18/alfonso-soriano-absolutely-on-fire-this-week-still-very-very-ugly-sources-say/comment-page-1/#comment-119 Soriano Hits Two-Run Homer Early so We Can’t Call Him a Ridiculotard for Dropped Fly Ball Late | The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Humor and Sports Parody News Sun, 25 May 2008 23:03:09 +0000 http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/?p=161#comment-119 [...] Soriano dropped an easy one-out fly ball in the 9th, which allowed the tying run to score. The Pirates went on to win in the 11th. But we probably can’t say anything, because Soriano homered earlier in the game.Soriano hit a two-run homer in the third inning, which gave the Cubs a 3-2 lead at the time. Soriano indicated shortly after the game that the homer was intentional - he knew that he would later massively f things up. It is his M.O. [...] [...] Soriano dropped an easy one-out fly ball in the 9th, which allowed the tying run to score. The Pirates went on to win in the 11th. But we probably can’t say anything, because Soriano homered earlier in the game.Soriano hit a two-run homer in the third inning, which gave the Cubs a 3-2 lead at the time. Soriano indicated shortly after the game that the homer was intentional – he knew that he would later massively f things up. It is his M.O. [...]

]]> By: Ace http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/05/18/alfonso-soriano-absolutely-on-fire-this-week-still-very-very-ugly-sources-say/comment-page-1/#comment-84 Ace Mon, 19 May 2008 12:15:51 +0000 http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/?p=161#comment-84 Haha! Nice, Clapp. Initially, my gut told me Dempster, but DeRosa is a pretty solid guess. Haha! Nice, Clapp. Initially, my gut told me Dempster, but DeRosa is a pretty solid guess.

]]> By: Clapp http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/05/18/alfonso-soriano-absolutely-on-fire-this-week-still-very-very-ugly-sources-say/comment-page-1/#comment-83 Clapp Mon, 19 May 2008 11:52:14 +0000 http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/?p=161#comment-83 One Cubs player, speaking on condition of anonymity, said: “He is not a pretty dude. And I’m not one to shy away from a good, long, uncomfortable stare in the shower, but every time I pan past Soriano, I have to avert my gaze like I’ve stared into the sun. A really, really fugly sun.” 1:4 Mark DeRosa 8:1 Scott Eyre 56:1 Ronny Cedeno One Cubs player, speaking on condition of anonymity, said: “He is not a pretty dude. And I’m not one to shy away from a good, long, uncomfortable stare in the shower, but every time I pan past Soriano, I have to avert my gaze like I’ve stared into the sun. A really, really fugly sun.”

1:4 Mark DeRosa
8:1 Scott Eyre
56:1 Ronny Cedeno

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