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	<title>Comments on: Cubs Alfonso Soriano Attributes Recovery from Hand Injury to Rehab Program Consisting Solely of Brushing Giant Teeth</title>
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		<title>By: Butcher</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/07/23/cubs-alfonso-soriano-attributes-recovery-from-hand-injury-to-rehab-program-consisting-solely-of-brushing-giant-teeth/comment-page-1/#comment-815</link>
		<dc:creator>Butcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>His gums are nearly as impressive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His gums are nearly as impressive.</p>
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		<title>By: Alfonso Soriano Absolutely on Fire This Week - Still Very, Very Ugly Sources Say &#124; The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Humor, Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/07/23/cubs-alfonso-soriano-attributes-recovery-from-hand-injury-to-rehab-program-consisting-solely-of-brushing-giant-teeth/comment-page-1/#comment-807</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfonso Soriano Absolutely on Fire This Week - Still Very, Very Ugly Sources Say &#124; The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Humor, Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] been suspected of Soriano from afar: he is ugly. Very ugly. Great baseball player, hideous man. His face - one that only a mother could love, and barely - has been described by some as [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] been suspected of Soriano from afar: he is ugly. Very ugly. Great baseball player, hideous man. His face &#8211; one that only a mother could love, and barely &#8211; has been described by some as [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Ace</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/07/23/cubs-alfonso-soriano-attributes-recovery-from-hand-injury-to-rehab-program-consisting-solely-of-brushing-giant-teeth/comment-page-1/#comment-805</link>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, I could totally take Soriano.

To the movies.

To apologize.

I love you, Alf.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I could totally take Soriano.</p>
<p>To the movies.</p>
<p>To apologize.</p>
<p>I love you, Alf.</p>
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		<title>By: Gunner Sykes</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/07/23/cubs-alfonso-soriano-attributes-recovery-from-hand-injury-to-rehab-program-consisting-solely-of-brushing-giant-teeth/comment-page-1/#comment-804</link>
		<dc:creator>Gunner Sykes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good stuff.  I hope Soriano doesn&#039;t read it and kick your ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good stuff.  I hope Soriano doesn&#8217;t read it and kick your ass.</p>
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		<title>By: mad-a-gas-car</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/07/23/cubs-alfonso-soriano-attributes-recovery-from-hand-injury-to-rehab-program-consisting-solely-of-brushing-giant-teeth/comment-page-1/#comment-803</link>
		<dc:creator>mad-a-gas-car</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice.</description>
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		<title>By: Alf</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t make fun of my beautiful smile!</description>
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