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	<title>Comments on: Chronic Masturbation Comes Back to Haunt White Sox</title>
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		<title>By: Carlos Flamengo</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/09/08/chronic-masturbation-comes-back-to-haunt-white-sox/comment-page-1/#comment-29650</link>
		<dc:creator>Carlos Flamengo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WTF</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF</p>
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		<title>By: Cubs Reluctant to Approve Carlos Marmol&#8217;s &#8220;Pitch Every Single Day of the Year&#8221; Approach &#124; The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cubs Reluctant to Approve Carlos Marmol&#8217;s &#8220;Pitch Every Single Day of the Year&#8221; Approach &#124; The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] &#8220;I just don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a good idea for a kid to throw quite that often,&#8221; Jim Hendry said Tuesday. &#8220;If you&#8217;re going use your arm every day, I can think of much better things to do. Although I guess that didn&#8217;t work out for Carlos Quentin.&#8221; [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] &#8220;I just don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a good idea for a kid to throw quite that often,&#8221; Jim Hendry said Tuesday. &#8220;If you&#8217;re going use your arm every day, I can think of much better things to do. Although I guess that didn&#8217;t work out for Carlos Quentin.&#8221; [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Ace</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No. What&#039;s pathetic is that it took you four months to come up with &quot;really pathetic.&quot;


OOOooooh snapdragon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No. What&#8217;s pathetic is that it took you four months to come up with &#8220;really pathetic.&#8221;</p>
<p>OOOooooh snapdragon!</p>
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		<title>By: David Pensinger</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/09/08/chronic-masturbation-comes-back-to-haunt-white-sox/comment-page-1/#comment-6306</link>
		<dc:creator>David Pensinger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>really pathetic</description>
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		<title>By: Carlton</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/09/08/chronic-masturbation-comes-back-to-haunt-white-sox/comment-page-1/#comment-2240</link>
		<dc:creator>Carlton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He needs to learn to be a switch-jerker.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He needs to learn to be a switch-jerker.</p>
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		<title>By: ozzone05</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/09/08/chronic-masturbation-comes-back-to-haunt-white-sox/comment-page-1/#comment-1949</link>
		<dc:creator>ozzone05</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>typical Cubs fans sorry your seasons ending</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>typical Cubs fans sorry your seasons ending</p>
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		<title>By: Ace</title>
		<link>http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/2008/09/08/chronic-masturbation-comes-back-to-haunt-white-sox/comment-page-1/#comment-1934</link>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks. Just trying to take the focus off the Cubs...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks. Just trying to take the focus off the Cubs&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Butcher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Butcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nicely done, Aceroo. I needed a good laugh after yesterday...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nicely done, Aceroo. I needed a good laugh after yesterday&#8230;</p>
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