Chronic Masturbation Comes Back to Haunt White Sox

September 8, 2008

(Chicago, IL) - Last week, Chicago White Sox star and possible American League MVP Carlos Quentin went down with a wrist injury. But it wasn’t until late in the week that the truth about the injury was revealed - both in severity and cause.

Quentin’s wrist was broken and would require likely season-ending surgery. How could this cruel joke have happened to the White Sox; to such an important player at such a critical juncture? But more importantly, how did the injury really happen? Read more

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Cubs Nation’s Collective Panties Thoroughly Bunched

September 4, 2008

(Chicago, IL) - Chicago Cubs fans everywhere have bent, shifted, squated, and tugged feverishly this week, trying desperately to undo the pain they are suffering. The pain of a losing streak. The pain of injured starting pitchers. The pain of a manager who won’t stop using Bobby Howry.

And the pain of panties that are so far bunched up Cubs Nations’ collective ass that they may never see the light of day again… until next year. Read more

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MLB Uses Instant Replay to Repeatedly Oggle Erin Andrews

September 2, 2008

(Bristol, CT) - Last week, Major League Baseball instituted a limited version of instant replay. Home runs, fair or foul, and fan interference questions can now be reviewed using video replay. So far, Major League Baseball officials say, the program has been a rousing success.

Or an arousing success, depending on whom you ask. Read more

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