Cubs Dugout Gatorade Machine: I Never Should Have Slept With Zambrano’s Wife
May 27, 2009
(Chicago, IL) – In just three days, the Chicago Cubs dugout has seen its share of tantrums. On Monday, it was starting pitcher Ryan Dempster who blew up after a poor performance and took it out on various dugout equipment, including the team’s Gatorade machine.
It seemed an isolated, and random attack until earlier today, when pitcher Carlos Zambrano, angry at a blown call and subsequent ejection, took out his anger on the very same Gatorade machine.
Clearly, something larger was at play.
Kosuke Fukudome Claims He Didn’t Even Notice Jessica Biel Had a Nude Scene in ‘Powder Blue’
May 20, 2009
(St. Louis, MO) – The Chicago Cubs are in St. Louis to take on the Cardinals, and are already down a game in the series. So you would think their focus would be straight on the opponent.
But one Cub appears to be letting his mind wander. Soon after the Cubs were shut out by Joel Piniero, Kosuke Fukudome had sprinted out of the clubhouse to find a local movie theater. Why?
He absolutely had to see the critically-panned flick ‘Powder Blue.’
Aramis Ramirez’s Shoulder Relocates to Chase Utley
May 13, 2009
(Chicago, IL) – Chicago Cubs fans have been lamenting injuries all season, and none moreso than the injury to star third baseman Aramis Ramirez. While diving to stop a Ryan Braun hit, Ramirez landed awkwardly and dislocated his left shoulder.
But where did his shoulder re-locate to?
Teammates Finding It Increasingly Difficult to Ignore Carlos Zambrano’s Swine Flu Mask
May 4, 2009
(Chicago, IL) – The nation is awash in fear. The H1N1 virus, commonly known as the “swine flu,” is spreading around the globe, fanning concerns that it will lead to another pandemic.
No community is insulated completely from the threat and the associated fear – including the Chicago Cubs community. And it’s hit some folks harder than others.
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