Lou Piniella Peephole Video Met With Tepid Interest

July 25, 2009

(Chicago, IL) – It’s the hottest topic everywhere you go on the Internet these days. A peephole, a camera, and a naked sports industry star.

The video is grainy and of generally poor quality, but it is quite real. Still, no one is looking to buy the video for themselves.

That’s because this video isn’t of Erin Andrews.

The Erin Andrews video has been circulated widely recently, and although unbelievably creepy, is undeniably popular. Its widespread dissemination may, in fact, be the reason for the next video.

This time, the star of the video is Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella. An unidentified person – likely very disturbed – created a tiny peephole in Piniella’s hotel room on a recent road trip, and filmed the manager as he readied himself for the ballpark.

Piniella, 65, is shown nude, primping and preening in front of a mirror, and displaying an odd fascination with his own backside. It is generally unsexy, and difficult to watch.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, interest in the video has been lukewarm at best.

kendra playboy“Ok, ok, so it ain’t exactly that Playboy girl Kendra’s sex tape,” Piniella concedes. “But I do have huge boobs.”

Comments

4 Responses to “Lou Piniella Peephole Video Met With Tepid Interest”

  1. Nati on July 25th, 2009 8:49 pm

    I love that video. I watch it about every 25 minutes….gotta have to to rest.

  2. Real Fake Sports on July 26th, 2009 7:00 pm

    Hilarious!!

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