Jennie Finch Retires from Softball; Softball Also Decides to Retire

July 21, 2010

jennie finch head shot(Oklahoma City, OK) РSoftball superstar Jennie Finch, best known for her dominating performances as a pitcher at Arizona and for the United States team, has decided to hang up her spikes. Perhaps as well known for her dazzling beauty as her blazing fastball, Finch played professional softball for the better part of 10 years.

But after those long years, Finch has decided to spend more time at home with her husband – former Major League pitcher Casey Daigle – and four-year-old son, brilliantly named Ace.

In a related announcement, the sport of Softball has announced that it, too, has decided to retire.

“First, I just want to congratulate Jennie on a tremendous career,” Softball said at a Wednesday afternoon press conference. “She has done more for me than any other player, and I’m truly grateful.”

“But now that Jennie is gone, I’m going to have to retire,” Softball explained, holding back tears. “I’m not saying that Jennie was the entirety of the sport, but I can’t name another softball player. Can you? I’m not entirely sure another one exists.”

As for the future, Softball says it first expected to soldier on, venturing into other sports as its skills allowed. But soon after declaring for the WNBA draft, Softball learned that the league had folded.

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3 Responses to “Jennie Finch Retires from Softball; Softball Also Decides to Retire”

  1. Trevor Schorer on August 24th, 2010 3:51 am

    Done a great job for promoting the Game Jenny. Enjoy your retirement and we hope to see you in Australia in the near future.

  2. kaylie crosby on September 2nd, 2010 5:05 pm

    NOO!!!!!! IM SICK OF GIRLS NOT GETTING BARELY ANY ATTENTION WHY SHOULD SOFTBALL END ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID ILL KILL MYSELF IF SOFTBALL RETIRES I LOVE IT IS HONESTLY MY WHOLE LIFE PLEASE DONT LET THIS HAPPEN IF ANYTHING MAKE BASEBALL RETIRE A BOYS SPORT FOR ONCE. IM 12 YEARS OLD AND WILL BE SAD MY ENTIRE LIFE IM HOPING TO BECOME A PRO. PLAYER PLEASE:(

  3. Warpig on September 29th, 2010 4:29 pm

    Haha, Jenny, she’s so hot =D

    No, but still, thanks for the fun Jenny, Love seeing your boobs go up and down when you pitch!

    Oh and thanks for letting me fuck you that one night..ah..good times

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