About
The Cubs Brickyard is a Chicago Cubs news, humor and sports parody web site. We offer hilarious - according to us - parody news pieces, and we occasionally even stumble on some actual insight.
You might notice that the dates on some of the older pieces are bizarre - namely, they all show up as the 3rd week of April, 2008. That’s because we moved to this site in April of 2008. We’ve actually been producing unique and original content since March, 2007. So all of those “April 2008″ articles are really from some time earlier. But who really cares about dates anyway?
And in case it isn’t painfully obvious, we would like to reiterate: The Cubs Brickyard is a PARODY news publication, so accounts and quotes are FICTIONAL. No one should construe these fake articles as being fact. Additionally, any similarity between this and other publications is entirely coincidental. Don’t sue. We don’t have money anyway.
Flashback Headlines
- Snow Relieved to Learn Cubs Aren’t Playing
- Charlie Weis’ Body Rejecting Gastric Bypass Surgery
- NEWSBRIEF: Eli Manning Seeks Approval from His Big Brother on Playoff Win, Peyton Gives Eli Super Bowl Ring Noogie
- Kerry Wood is a Closer in the Same Way that Kyra Sedgwick is a Closer
- Citing Signability Concerns, Cubs Pass on Wieters - Instead Draft Upper East Colorado Valley State Community College Reserve Outfielder/Super Special Team Manager Timmy Gobbles
- Prince Fielder Becomes a Vegetarian - Meat Industry Files for Bankruptcy
- Tennis Vixen Anna Kournikova Loses Another Tournament; You Would Still Bang Her
- Cesar Izturis Tests Positive for Performance-Decreasing Drugs
- Cubs Send Jacque Jones on Impromptu Trip to Six Flags
- Uncomfortable Silence Follows Kobe Bryant Comment that “We Just Raped in Colorado”
