Flashback Headlines
- Cubs Shown “Braveheart” for Inspiration – Bob Howry Responds by Dying
- Cubs Suspicious of Ramirez’s Latest Ailment: Bulimia
- NEWSBRIEF: Plaxico Burress on Stunning Giant Super Bowl Win and Catching the Game-Winning Touchdown: “Grbll mewwa God bugga gumme strunbalalggughaowefrbnewnlskadf!”
- Roethlisberger Takes Blame for Playoff Loss, Fart
- Running Low on Options, Mark Prior’s Doctors Recommend Emergency Episiotomy
- Cub Republican Caucus Disappointed Fred Thompson Dropped Out of Race; Wonder Now Who Will Stop All the Gay Terrorist Immigrants from Aborting Christian Babies
- NEWSBRIEF: Ashley Lelie “Kind of Pissed” That His Name is Ashley
- NEWSBRIEF: Rich Hill “Completely Misunderstands” When Mark DeRosa Asks Him to Join a Fantasy League
- NEWSBRIEF: One-Year Anniversary of Cory Lidle’s Death Passes - NYC Mayor Declares it OK to Wonder Who the Shit Cory Lidle is Again
- NEWSBRIEF: Day After Thanksgiving Shoppers Remind Bargain-Hunting Carlos Zambrano that He Makes $18 Million Per Year
