Colts to Rest Starters for the Postseason to Ensure Freshness for Next Year’s Playoffs
January 9, 2010
(Indianapolis, IN) - Many fans, both of the Colts and the NFL in general, were disappointed to see the Colts pull their starters in a close game in week 16 against the New York Jets, leading to a loss, and the end of their previously undefeated season.
As head coach Jim Caldwell explained, the Colts were simply trying to maximize their chance to win in the post-season. You know, even though a team wins the Super Bowl every single year, and a team has only gone undefeated once in history. So the trade-off totally made sense.
And the Colts are poised to make another controversial decision. Read more
Cedric Benson Really Shows Bears - That He Was a Lazy Douche in Chicago
October 26, 2009
(Cincinnati, OH) - As his new team, the surprising Cincinnati Bengals, jumped all over his old team in a 45-10 drubbing, running back Cedric Benson could only smile.
It had been a long road for the formerly troubled back out of Texas. Drafted in the first round with lofty expectations, Benson was never able to put it all together in Chicago after a rookie year holdout, minor but troublesome injuries, and off-the-field incidents.
But he stood on the sidelines Sunday with his new team, glaring over at the team that let him go the year before. Yes, he thought. I just showed them. Showed them all the talent I have but was far too lazy and cantankerous to use for them. Read more
Buffalo Bills Sign Badboy Terrell Owens, Think They Can “Change Him”
March 9, 2009
(Buffalo, NY) - When the Dallas Cowboys finally became so fed up with rebellous wide receiver Terrell Owens and released him a little while ago, most thought it would be a while before he found a new team to take him in.
But the Buffalo Bills swooped in quickly with a one-year, $6.5 million deal for Owens. Ever the badboy, Owens brings as much off the field drama as on the field talent. But the Bills say this time, it will be different.
Unable to Lure Jerome Bettis Out of Retirement, Steelers Sign Actual Bus
February 2, 2009
(Tampa, Fla.) - The Pittsburgh Steelers, for the second time since 2005, have won the Super Bowl, beating the Arizona Cardinals in the big game last night, 27-23. It was an exciting, back and forth affair, but in the end, the AFC Champion Steelers were too physical, too powerful, and too much for the Cardinals.
When the Steelers won it all in 2005, they were led by running back Jerome Bettis, nicknamed the Bus for his powerful style. Bettis retired immediately after that Super Bowl victory, but the Steelers never quite got over his absence.
Bears Spare Fans Playoff Misery By Skipping Playoffs
December 29, 2008
(Houston, TX) - The Chicago Bears entered Sunday, the last week of the regular season, with an excellent chance of making the playoffs. But after a 31-24 loss to the Houston Texans, the Bears found themselves squarely on the outside of the playoff picture looking in.
And that’s exactly where they wanted to be. Read more
On Verge of Winless Season, Lions Face Mercury Morris Rap
December 22, 2008
(Detroit, MI) - It’s no secret that the city of Detroit has had a terrible year. Jobs are scare. The American automobile industry is on the verge of collapse.
And the Detroit Lions are 0-15.
With one more loss, the city of Detroit’s misery in 2008 will be complete. And the team will have done something just one other team managed to “accomplish”: a perfectly winless season. Read more
Report: Burress Told Friends, Police He Feared Himself Just Days Before Shooting
December 1, 2008
(New York, NY) - Troubled New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress was released from the hospital late Saturday after sustaining a gunshot wound to his thigh. Preliminary reports indicated that the injury was both accidental, and self-inflicted.
Most assumed it was just a borderline-comical happenstance, but details are surfacing that the shooting may have been something more sinister. And confusing. Read more
Grease-Covered John Madden Doesn’t Know What Happened to the Turducken
November 26, 2008
(New York, NY) - We all have Thanksgiving traditions. For some of us it is turkey and mashed potatoes. For others, it’s taking time to give thanks for the many blessings of life. For others still, it’s explaining to your mother why it didn’t work out with Gina, and yes you are going to give her grandchildren at some point, and no you don’t know why your life is such a mess, and no you’re not just trying to hurt her.
But for NFL announcer John Madden, Thanksgiving tradition has always meant two things: football and turducken. Read more
Trent Green Looking for Job as Bears’ Quarterback
November 24, 2008
(St. Louis, MO) - The Chicago Bears bounced back from an embarrassing defeat last week at the hands of the rival Packers, as they crushed the hapless St. Louis Rams on Sunday afternoon. It was needed, valuable, and solid victory.
But one St. Louis Ram wants the Bears to know they couldn’t have done it without him. Read more
Bears’ “Coordinator for a Day” Program Ends in Disaster
November 17, 2008
(Green Bay, WI) - Lovie Smith just wants what’s best for the Chicago Bears and the fans of the Chicago Bears. But sometimes the path to getting absolutely shit-kicked by the Green Bay Packers is paved with best intentions.
Earlier this month, Smith announced a new program that would allow two fans, selected by random drawing, to serve as offensive and defensive coordinators for a game. It never sounded like a good idea. Read more
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