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		<title>Cubs Re-Sign Dempster for $52 Million Because There’s No Way Last Year Was a Fluke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - The Chicago Cubs took care of their top offseason priority yesterday, re-signing starter Ryan Dempster to a four-year, $52 million contract. Dempster finished sixth in NL Cy Young voting after a dominant year for the Cubs. And after a year like that, you&#8217;ve got to have him back, right?
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		<title>Bears’ “Coordinator for a Day” Program Ends in Disaster</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Green Bay, WI) - Lovie Smith just wants what&#8217;s best for the Chicago Bears and the fans of the Chicago Bears. But sometimes the path to getting absolutely shit-kicked by the Green Bay Packers is paved with best intentions.
Earlier this month, Smith announced a new program that would allow two fans, selected by random drawing, [...]<br/>
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		<title>Lou Piniella on Manager of the Year Award: I Owe it All to Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - The postseason awards are in full swing, and the Chicago Cubs are raking in the hardware. Earlier in the week, catcher Geovany Soto was named the NL Rookie of the Year, only to be followed by manager Lou Piniella winning the NL Manager of the Year Award.
It is a well-deserved accolade, to [...]<br/>
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		<title>Sports Writers Dual for Supreme Idiot Status with Rookie of the Year Vote</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - This week the Baseball Writers Association of America was tasked, as they are each year, with the responsibility of selecting the American and National League Rookies of the Year. It is a duty they clearly take very seriously, and into which they put a great deal of time and effort.
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		<title>Kyle Orton Regrets Selling Ankle for Success</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - Bears quarterback Kyle Orton could only sit on the sidelines and watch yesterday as the Bears went down to the Tennessee Titans 21-14. He could only sit on the sidelines and watch as his replacement - the man he replaced - Rex Grossman struggled to do much of anything positive against a [...]<br/>
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		<title>Cubs Plan to Trade for Jake Peavy, Somehow Come Home with Mark Prior</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - It&#8217;s the time of year when Cubs trade rumors are running rampant, and the hottest rumor making the circuit these days involves the Cubs trading for San Diego pitcher Jake Peavy. Long thought by Cubs fans to be a pipe dream, the latest buzz had the Cubs as frontrunners for the young [...]<br/>
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		<title>Cubs Fire Fukudome’s Translator After Discovering He Doesn’t Speak Japanese</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - On Monday, the Chicago Cubs announced that they had fired outfielder Kosuke Fukudome&#8217;s Japanese translator. Ryuji Araki had served as Fukudome&#8217;s translator throughout the 2008 Cubs season, and during Fukudome&#8217;s transition into the United States before the season began.
But late in the season, rifts began to emerge between Araki, Fukudome, and Cubs&#8217; [...]<br/>
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		<title>Win or Lose, Ryan Dempster is “Taking that Sarah Palin chick out to dinner”</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - In just two days, the United States will know the identity of our next President. It could be Senator John McCain, or Senator Barack Obama. But perhaps more intriguingly, we will also know the identity of our next Vice President. And with apologies to Hannibal Hamlin and current Vice President Dick Cheney, [...]<br/>
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		<title>Rays Face Terrifying Prospect of Another Whole Decade Without a Championship</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Tampa Bay, FL) - The Tampa Bay Rays failed to win the World Series.
Again.
In what is becoming a cruel joke, the Rays once again came up short in their bid to end an excruciating streak of heartbreaking seasons where they&#8217;ve gone home without a championship.
It is hard to fathom, but it has been more than [...]<br/>
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		<title>Nervous Ryan Theriot Assures Derrek Lee He’s Voting for Barack Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - In less than a week, the United States will enter a new era. Tuesday is election day, and we&#8217;ll soon have a new President. Many hope it will be an era of change, of prosperity. Others hope it will be an era of stagnation and old balls. But we digress/editorialize.
The election is, [...]<br/>
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