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Chronic Masturbation Comes Back to Haunt White Sox

September 8, 2008

White Sox Carlos Quentin broken wrist

(Chicago, IL) – Last week, Chicago White Sox star and possible American League MVP Carlos Quentin went down with a wrist injury. But it wasn’t until late in the week that the truth about the injury was revealed – both in severity and cause.

Quentin’s wrist was broken and would require likely season-ending surgery. How could this cruel joke have happened to the White Sox; to such an important player at such a critical juncture? But more importantly, how did the injury really happen? Read more

Written by Ace · Filed Under Baseball | 8 Comments 

Cubs Sweep Little Brother White Sox, Fart on Their Head

June 23, 2008

Ozzie Guillen Cubs Fart on Head

(Chicago, IL) – The Windy City Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox ended in an easy sweep for the Cubs, with a 7-1 victory at Wrigley Field. It was as if the White Sox were the Cubs’ annoying little brother, whom the Cubs flicked away like a fly.

In fact it was exactly like a big brother beating up on his little brother: after the game, the Cubs unceremoniously, and collectively, farted on the White Sox head. Read more

Written by Ace · Filed Under Chicago Cubs | 4 Comments 

The 5-Minute Superfan: June 22, 2008

June 22, 2008

Welcome to the fourth installment of The 5-Minute Superfan. If you’re wondering what the heck it is, check this page out. It’s been a streaky week in Cubs Nation. And not all the good kind. Think half Heidi Klum streaking, and half Will Ferrell. Read more

Written by Ace · Filed Under The 5-Minute Superfan | 12 Comments